I'm Being Ignored

It's happened.  Sooner than I ever expected and in a place I seriously did not expect for it to.  I've lost my mind and any manner of common sense that came with it.  Why, you ask?  Simple really.  My best friend, whom I've traveled a quarter of the way around the world for, has been ignoring me for the past 3(!) days!  So I've no choice but to sing her silly songs in hopes that she will acknowledge my presence.  Please god, I hope this works.